Angle of hope

At last I've go through my sience and maths exams and I did pretty well, I've scored full marks for maths, you'd think how great was that, right? From that moment onwards, I could see the rays of hope shining at me to allow me for a chance of suceed, HaHa, Wish me all the best , god blessed!!!

Exams-grin-devil

Oh my, the was the first post for the weak as I'm busy preparing for the comming exams. I sincerely apologize to those visiters for the inconvinience of mine. Any way, this was the weak of inferno to me and it was burning me up to dry crisp. Oh, the worst was that there is more and more homework approaching me and I'll have to burn mid night oil ti revise my work. What the lame-mo!!!
The comming exams were as grinning demon that tried to pull me to hell..... oh no, just see that if I could resist them and earn flying colours in my comming exams, god blessssss! Congratulate me if I suceed...... (Ha!Ha!)

Tablet Fling Off? -Oh My Gosh!!!

I really felt sad and sympathy for my friend. The tablet pc that worth S$3200-Cause him broke, have been stolen just withi a few seconds. This matter begins, he was walking home with few friends after school and they felt thirsty cause of the luminious sun. So they decided to have bubble-tea at the stall. He placed his pc on the table and purchase his drinks at the counter. Just use your fingers to count, 1,2,3......,1o, he peered back and saw his tablet missing. He was frightened and couldn't believe his eyes, he thought that the tablet have wings. He immedietly call up the teacher and repport police. Worst still, the teacher said this wasn't a broke in case and it is because of negligence, so the inssuarance company will not pay him for the lost. Oh, my friend, such a poor thing. The thieve was really f***ing damned, if I caught, he's dead...... (tap...tap... if you are the thieve, you'd better f*** off before I get rid of you)

Adriaz-red-zone,
Advice of the day: Don't every buy a tablet for the sake of goodness......

Pay-For-A-Flu???

"Ah...choooooo......Ah...Ah...Ah...choooooo"

Our school was really a compulsary vending machine that seemed to pay it oftenly. Just within the first week of school, three fifty Sing-Dollar note had fled from my wallet. This MOCK school really made my wallet BROKE, $100 for the school mescillinious fee, $25 each for th lame sec 2 camp and locker fee. what the f***er is that, DAMNED it. Fine with me, just treat them as some kindda donation to the Stunami victims. But they are more than enough. I thought I may have a comfartable enviroment and interesting activity for paying such a large amount for the camp but the predict was wrong. The word that was often said was" Knock It Down"," Knock It Down","Knock It Down". Again and again, we pumped for hundred and my muscels ached, OUCH! OUCH! Lastly, I too spent those miserable money to bought a flu. We rode a cannoe to the sea for a three kilometres distance and it began to rain BUCKETS. I and my mate paddled as hard as I could so that we could reach the shore first but we were so unfortunate, the wave swiped from the front. We, at the front most who was leading after all was swallow by the wave. At the critical momment, I only said a word," HOLY-COW!" and the boat capsized. I was totally drench like a" duckling which lost the oiliness on its feather"As a result, I caught a cold and was on two days MC for school. THE GOD MUST BE CRAZY!!!

Fonts Are Frickening

Today, when I visited a web site, I saw a very funny thing but vey sory, I can't upload the picture.
It was about, font are important! There was a mini market and the owner used an unsuitable font for the mini market's name.
Actually It shuold be 'MEGA FLICKS' and because of the font, the 'L' & 'I' of the 'FLICKS' seemed to be sticking together and turend into 'MEGA F**KS' (sorry to use this word but it was just the word that i saw from the actual picture)
Isn't this somekind of FUNNY! Ha! Ha! :-)

Magnectalizing Love Songs

Don't ever touch me!


Oh no, there was a new problem. In my boarding school, there was a guy that always listen to some kind of love music, was soon turning to a lady tune. My gosh!!!
This may thaught to be some kind of crap to you but it is real. His actually some sort of THOUGHT GUY but now, even his voice is turning into girlish tune......NONONO, it's horrible, it's fricking me out again. I can't even imagine if his physical appearance will convert to......(you should understand, it isn't good to let me bring it out)

Chicken-Chop-Chip!

'Oh my gosh, I'dont wish to have chicken for my meal, it was horrible!'

Things actually happened like that......
Few days ago, mum brought me and ny brother to the market to purchase 'FRESH' chicken. When we went to the chicken stall in the market, mum told the butcher she want to purchase to young rooster. And so, the butcher grap two young rooster from the basket and gasp his knife. 'CHOP', there it went to the neck of the POOR rooster. EEEiu! That scene was digusting. Something more horrible happened, eventhough the neck of the rooster was chopped off the wings are still flapping. And again 'CHOP' it goes! Now its feet were struggling and...... I don't want to mention it anymore or I'll realy PUKE like hell. I'm shivering as if I was that chicken......
When we take it home, I'm still able to see their feets 'JUMPING' in the plastic bag!

No!No!No! I'm not going to have chicken for meal ever again......I'm......puking......

Rain-Oh-Rain

Wow no, these few days are really rainning cats & dogs. In other ways, it may be said rainning buckets. Every morning or at night, it has a great possiblity to rain. Not actually possible, it was 'surely'! Every night, I've must tug myself into my blanky with an jacket putted on orelse......I'm gonna have a heavy flue.
The worst thing was, I can't get up in time in the morning as it was so cold-it actually chilled me out! I'm not willing to crawl out from the bed because I shivered when I'm expose to the cold aroma! Today, I was almost late to school! What......the! Come on, what's wrong with the weather, can't the sun come out for a 'SOLID' day! Or it was 'Global Warming', exactly alike the movie-'The Day After Tommorrow'? Oh man I wish it won't rain tommorrow as I've need to wash my drenched shoe every day......ohhh......

Fruity ass

Ho, ho, ho, I've got a funny joke, wanna know it? But this joke contained some rough word, if you're sensitif to them, please don't read it.


Three men-John, Mike and Steve were lost in the jungle and this was already the third day, they have consumed all the can food they brought and they are now in an empty stomach.
'Oh no, we will definately starved to death if we still can't find the way out of this fricking jungle!', John siad.
'Holy cow, it's all your fault, John. It was you who lure those boars out and so we lost our compass!', Mike chided.
'Oh god, let us get out of here!', Steve mummered.
Suddenly, a god Came out in a holy wrath and said, 'I will send you home but now, go and get ten of the same kind of fruits.'
So John get ten pears to the god.
'Now I'm goin to stuff them through your ass hole, if you laugh or cried out of pain, I'll sent you to hell!', the god said.
when the god stuffed the sixth one, John felt very pain and shouted. So the god killed him.Next, Mike brought ten grapesand the god said the same thing. And the result was the same. When the god stuffed the sixth one, Mike laugh.
'grapes are so small, it shouldn't be pain or itchy, so why you laught', the god scolded him. And Mike replied, 'because I saw Steve was getting ten DURIANS!'

Songs Are Getting Mad-Oh...no...

'Yawn......' that's all the fault of those unconsiderste boarders. Yesterday was a ROCK-N-ROLL night for me. Those boarders at the next room were having a 'Fight Night' turuning the rock songs volume to the maximum limit. It almost burst my eardrum and I could feel my bed was 'dancing' too. It was an unpeaceful night, these peace destroyer will realy get a pee by me. It's realy anoying that on twelve mid night the songs are still playing. Oh no, peace sucker really means peace sucker, they're sucking the peace from my atmosphere till it dry up! These sarcastic guy are truly getting me mad untill they get a full stomach of peace and stop thos crap at two mid night. Never mind, at least I still have a few hours to sleep before the day turn bright. The first thing my teacher ask me when I'm in school was-'are you a PANDA!'